I will not give up because he is good. Paradoxes of Agnia Barto: The poems "Dropped the Bear on the Floor" became love lyrics. I almost became a ballerina
The cycle of topical adult rhymes:
Bear Saakashvili
On neighbors rushing,
We drank with Zhora Bush,
Teddy bear eating a tie
Suddenly neighbor Dima
Straight to the Bear's groin!
The bear got angry:
- Zhora, what the fuck?
*****
Lowered the bear low
Tore off the squeak to the Bear
The doctors did not sew a squeak,
it was Mishka Saakashvili!
*****
Our Mishan is crying loudly,
Booty soft as a ball
Hear, Mishanechka, don't cry,
The executioner will come here right now.
*****
There is George Bush swinging
And sweat ran through in delirium:
- Oh my term ends,
and Misha got into trouble.
I sit and cry bitterly:
They tore off Mishka's dacha.
San Isaich, damn it, in kind
I knocked at the prosecutor's office,
That our Bear indiscriminately
He wrote to the elder under the fence.
Stop neighing:
Bear is incontinent,
That is, it is enuresis.
I am submitting a protest to the Verhsud.
To the story of March 4 about a rhyme. I have a godson, Sasha. His mom
divorce, so he often tosses it to me to free personal
time. We have an "adult" relationship with him, so stay with me
loves very much. Already studied the device of the computer, he climbs into the Internet, but he eats
no problem. At the age of three, his mother, putting him to bed, told him about
bunny. Well, you know there:
The mistress threw the bunny,
There was a bunny left in the rain
I couldn't get off the bench,
All wet to the thread.
Sanya began to demand a continuation. When mama said she didn't know
he proudly declared that the godmother knew and quoted:
That mistress came out in the morning
See what happened to the bunny.
Like Mom's rancid soup
Zaykin's corpse smells bad.
I, of course, flew into it. But the audience was especially delighted by that
the case when the mother had a boyfriend named Misha and the child happily
issued, after several days of communication with the paternity applicant:
They tore off the Bear's paw,
So that he does not touch the girls.
Because the Bear is very
Sexually preoccupied.
I swear! I didn't teach him that!
Dropped Mishka to the floor
Torn off the bear's paw
Here's a sloppy one,
Pre-trial detention center!
I was at Vovka-naughty
Clubfoot Teddy Bear
Vova was given a bicycle,
Well, Mishka is 9 years old.
From the history of oil
Make a conclusion, brothers
If you are friends with the wrong lads,
You sit down, just like the Bear.
Post Scriptum:
It's dark and quietly dripping
Refrigerated trucks in Moscow
Chubaisik is in trouble
His country does not like him!
CORRESPONDENCE WITH AGNIA BARTO
Second letter (instructive)
Well, you, Barto, have done something!
Well you, Barto, give it!
Or again for the old,
I took it. You’re a louse!
Or a bull is not enough for us,
What did you push from the board?
Now she took up the bear?
Well, you, Barto, bent:
Dropped the bear on the floor
Tore off the bear's paw
I won't leave him anyway,
Because he's good.
Why are you writing to children?
After all, they can't understand!
Why, since he's good,
What if you tear off your paws?
And then get sentimental
Mishka, they say - "I will not give up",
Like - I love clubfoot,
Bear they say - "good".
I could justify you
And maybe I could understand
If at least a bear
He began to dissolve his paws.
Well, I can estimate -
The bear has a libido.
So write how it was.
About everything! So that "from" and "to"!
Dropped the bear on the floor
Tore off the bear's paw
I won't leave him anyway,
Because he's good.
It used to be even better
But one day I went to the forest,
I collected cones in a box,
And he counted a little bit.
One bump bounced off
The bear hit the forehead,
The bear stamped his foot here,
Became some kind of not himself.
I often molested dolls,
He would not let them sleep at night.
In general, our bear has become very,
Sexually preoccupied
And so that his hands are impudent,
I did not dissolve at night,
I told him, even though he is good,
He ripped off one hand.
From the "Crime Chronicle"
"They dropped Mishka on the floor,
They tore off Mishka's paw.
Was he drunk or chopped off ... "
(Excerpt from the minutes)
The mistress threw the bunny
There was a bunny in the rain
An outfit approached him -
Taken for vagrancy!
Dropped the bear on the floor
Tore off the bear's paw
Trampled two kidneys,
Hit on the head
Yak-tsup-hit a little
Saw off a leg with a hacksaw,
Caridola tore apart
The brain was blown up with a cryative
Slightly strangled with a boa constrictor,
All the wool was covered with napalm,
The bear writhed in the fire
Everyone shouted "Aftar zhzhot"
Uncle Vova passed
Traffic poured into the bear's mouth,
Pervon came up too,
Hit the bear meanly in the groin,
"Gygygy" and "Bugaga"
One fonad, two bastards,
They mocked everyone by the runet,
Everyone scoffed at the bear
Gopota did not lag behind
I threw caps at him,
Norris appeared, Chuck
And from the foot to the face - a boar!
And Boyarsky is right there,
In a hat just like Robin Hood
On a horse, with a long sword,
The bear became, oh, sad,
The eerie Cthulhu has awakened
And I got angry at the bear,
And the family of these cultists
Mishka, kyu, wanted in etsikh,
Even the kind Gorodetsky
I gave it on the neck in a non-childish way,
In general, anyone beat the bear,
Like everyone else or the other,
In the end, everyone went berserk
They flew in a heap together,
Skinned alive
Putting out cigarette butts
Both ears tore off,
Broken nose and jaw ...
They outraged the medic -
Zadolbal to his preacher!
(c) MeNT,
Canadian Lumberjack
"Japanese mouse"
Dropped the mouse to the floor
They ripped off a mouse's paw ...
No, that's not cool at all.
Dropped the bear on the floor -
They dropped my scrotum straight!
Kicked in the back, chewed off the tail
Bitch, you bit off your ear!
You will know how in the store
Cost crazy money!
Harkanuli in his back,
And they sent the mikha to the dick.
Dropped Mishka to the floor
Torn off the bear's paw
Here's a sloppy one,
Pre-trial detention center!
I was at Vovka-naughty
Clubfoot Teddy Bear
Vova was given a bicycle,
Well, Mishka is 9 years old.
From the history of oil
Make a conclusion, brothers
If you are friends with the wrong lads,
You sit down, just like the Bear.
Post Scriptum:
It's dark and quietly dripping
Refrigerated trucks in Moscow
Chubaisik is in trouble
His country does not like him!
CORRESPONDENCE WITH AGNIA BARTO
Second letter (instructive)
Well, you, Barto, have done something!
Well you, Barto, give it!
Or again for the old,
I took it. You’re a louse!
Or a bull is not enough for us,
What did you push from the board?
Now she took up the bear?
Well, you, Barto, bent:
Dropped the bear on the floor
Tore off the bear's paw
I won't leave him anyway,
Because he's good.
Why are you writing to children?
After all, they can't understand!
Why, since he's good,
What if you tear off your paws?
And then get sentimental
Mishka, they say - "I will not give up",
Like - I love clubfoot,
Bear they say - "good".
I could justify you
And maybe I could understand
If at least a bear
He began to dissolve his paws.
Well, I can estimate -
The bear has a libido.
So write how it was.
About everything! So that "from" and "to"!
Dropped the bear on the floor
Tore off the bear's paw
I won't leave him anyway,
Because he's good.
It used to be even better
But one day I went to the forest,
I collected cones in a box,
And he counted a little bit.
One bump bounced off
The bear hit the forehead,
The bear stamped his foot here,
Became some kind of not himself.
I often molested dolls,
He would not let them sleep at night.
In general, our bear has become very,
Sexually preoccupied
And so that his hands are impudent,
I did not dissolve at night,
I told him, even though he is good,
He ripped off one hand.
From the "Crime Chronicle"
"They dropped Mishka on the floor,
They tore off Mishka's paw.
Was he drunk or chopped off ... "
(Excerpt from the minutes)
The mistress threw the bunny
There was a bunny in the rain
An outfit approached him -
Taken for vagrancy!
Barto Agnia- Toys. Poems and songs for children
(reader Clara Rumyanova, Irina Muravyova, Alexander Lenkov, etc.)
The book includes the most famous poems of the cheerful and kind childhood friend Agnia Lvovna Barto. Several generations of children have already grown up with the poems of this wonderful poetess. The ironic and humorous, perky and sad works of the writer will delight the kids!
More than one generation of children of our country grew up on the verses of the Soviet poetess Agniya Lvovna Barto. Over the years, the popularity of her books has not waned, Barto's texts never lose their relevance, and young parents, themselves brought up on the lines of Agniya Lvovna, invariably choose these verses for their kids.
Dropped the bear on the floor
They ripped off the bear's paw.
I won't leave him anyway -
Because he's good.
A bull is walking, swinging,
Sighs on the go:
- Oh, the board ends,
I'm going to fall now!
Time to sleep! The goby fell asleep
Lied in a box on a side.
Sleepy bear went to bed
Only the elephant does not want to sleep.
The elephant nods its head,
He sends a bow to the elephant.
The mistress threw the bunny -
There was a bunny in the rain.
I couldn't get off the bench,
All wet to the thread.
I love my horse
I comb her fur smoothly
I will smooth the ponytail with a scallop
And I'll go on horseback for a visit.
Truck
No, in vain we decided
Ride a cat in a car:
The cat is not used to rolling -
Overturned a truck.
Our Tanya is crying loudly:
Dropped a ball into the river.
- Hush, Tanechka, don't cry:
The ball will not sink in the river.
Kid
I have a goat
I pass it myself.
I'm a goat in a green garden
I'll take it early in the morning.
He gets lost in the garden -
I'll find him in the grass.
Ship
Tarpaulin,
Rope in hand
I pull the boat
By fast river.
And the frogs are jumping
On my heels
And they ask me:
- Take it, captain!
